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It
occurred to me this morning that people who
think they can sing well, especially those
who have been told by others that they can
sing well, are really rather annoying like
mosquitoes. And it further goes that record
execs like Simon Cowell therefore are like
bats, who although feared by many (and thought
cute by some) are actually quite helpful in
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A
banana peel is not a reusable container.
You
can't have a cocktail party without little weenies.
Don't
you think the writers in the Screen Writers Guild who
are striking would make more impact with their signs
if they were blank?
It
just occurred to me after dinner tonight that the alphabet
is a bit out of order. 'P' should definitely come after
"T".
Anagrams
I've been having some fun coming up with anagrams after
reading some really interesting ones.
Rosie O'Donnell - Onion
Seed Roll (Her deli usual?),
Relied On Loons
(Her source for her 911 Conspiracy?)
Nine
Eleven Conspiracy - One Nervy
Panic License
Paris
Hilton - I Halt Prison
(Well for a little while anyway), Lost
Hairpin (It's not lost, they give all
that stuff back to you when you're released)
George
W Bush - We go beg Rush
(Not sure what for but it could be anything)
Mitt
Romney, President? - Ministered
Norm Petty - (Well that's at least one
sure vote), Not Deep Term
Ministry (does this mean he wouldn't
seek re-election?)
Al
Gore, President? - A Splintered
Ogre (Shrek needn't worry), Regained
Petrols (now that's pretty ironic),
Retrained Gospel (one
world religion?)
Hillary
Clinton, President? - Inner
Trill Phony Dialects (Sho 'nuff sounds
like wat I's been hearin' from her southern speeches)
Mr.
Pibb and Red Vines - Nabbed
Vermin Drips (and you thought it was
crazy delicious!)
Brad
Parnell - Nerd Ballplayer
(no comment)
NUTHOUSE
At least one person is demanding Nuthouse comics to
reappear (Thanks, Kenny!). I will at the very least
be putting some old Nuthouse strips back on this section
in the near future. If the demand increases (somewhat
more significantly than one person) I'll heavily consider
creating some new Nuthouse strips. Ah what the heck,
maybe I'll do it anyway. Or not. I dunno. We'll see.
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